So, it's no secret that I've always been on team Jenn. Despite Angie's curves and voluptuous lips, I cannot stand her. She's just so.....everywhere. She's soooo socially active it's really annoying. Can't you do good quietly and in a humble manner? And we all know Brad cheated...what a skank he is. (Sorry honey, I know you have a HUGE man-crush on him, but you could do soooo much better.)
My greatest annoyance though, is the baby thing...they've got Maddox Chivan, Pax Thien, Zahara Marley, Shiloh Nouvel, and they're expecting twins...whom they will probably name something like Swanv and Huynux. Now, don't get me wrong. It's great she "rescued" the adopted children, and it's great that Shiloh and the twins will likely be sickeningly beautiful, but it wasn't so long ago that Angie was kissing her brother, doing who knows what drugs, and in a relationship with a Chinese woman. She just doesn't seem like a great candatite for motherhood to me. AND, newsflash, they're both very busy actors...how many Vietnamese nannies are they gonna have to hire?!
In conclusion, Bradgelina, instead of buying a gazillion dollar chateau in the South of France, head over to your gyno and invest in some freakin' birth control! There are many options: the pill, the patch, the ring, the iud, the shot, condoms, diaphragms, OR...snip, snip, Brad! And while you're at it, leave the underdeveloped countries alone for a while! UGH!
Don't even get me started on Speidi.