Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Hey Angie, how bout a lil' BC?

So, it's no secret that I've always been on team Jenn. Despite Angie's curves and voluptuous lips, I cannot stand her. She's just so.....everywhere. She's soooo socially active it's really annoying. Can't you do good quietly and in a humble manner? And we all know Brad cheated...what a skank he is. (Sorry honey, I know you have a HUGE man-crush on him, but you could do soooo much better.)

My greatest annoyance though, is the baby thing...they've got Maddox Chivan, Pax Thien, Zahara Marley, Shiloh Nouvel, and they're expecting twins...whom they will probably name something like Swanv and Huynux. Now, don't get me wrong. It's great she "rescued" the adopted children, and it's great that Shiloh and the twins will likely be sickeningly beautiful, but it wasn't so long ago that Angie was kissing her brother, doing who knows what drugs, and in a relationship with a Chinese woman. She just doesn't seem like a great candatite for motherhood to me. AND, newsflash, they're both very busy actors...how many Vietnamese nannies are they gonna have to hire?!

In conclusion, Bradgelina, instead of buying a gazillion dollar chateau in the South of France, head over to your gyno and invest in some freakin' birth control! There are many options: the pill, the patch, the ring, the iud, the shot, condoms, diaphragms, OR...snip, snip, Brad! And while you're at it, leave the underdeveloped countries alone for a while! UGH!

Don't even get me started on Speidi.

4 comments:

Matt & Tati said...

LOL. Girl you're hilarious! Sometimes it's good to vent about these celebs.

JeriLynn said...

It wouldn't be quite so deplorable if they were married. Still, I am also disgusted.

I loved the lists! You are a lucky woman to have such a romantic husband! You're also a lucky woman to be comfortable with someone so romantic. Jay is not romantic, and that suits me just fine because it (being romantic) makes my skin crawl, even when I think it's cute.

I've been wondering how you were doing. . . it seems like it's been a while since I've heard from you. I hope you're doing alright.

Lori said...

tee hee hee. i wonder, though, if money wasn't an issue if we'd have a lot of children....either through adoption or home grown. cause, seriously, if you could hire a few nannies to help you...wouldn't it be fun to have a huge family?

however, I do have to agree that some people shouldn't have offspring...

mommy princess said...

Ahwww...what a happy little disfunctional family.

What's going to happen to all these kids when these non-commital people break up or decide to bat for the other team (in some cases again)??? Once a cheater always a cheater.

I wish I could hire not a nanny, but a maid or housekeeper. I would love to be my own kids nanny. To just run around everyday. Playing with them, cooking with them taking them on all kinds of fun trips. And then having someone else scrub my toilets and mop my floor.
Now that would be heaven!